Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! 👻
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! 😄👻
Tambwe (Guest) on October 13, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 13, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 25, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Azima (Guest) on September 15, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 13, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
James Mduma (Guest) on August 30, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 25, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 23, 2021
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 19, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Sharifa (Guest) on August 14, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Shabani (Guest) on August 12, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Chum (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 27, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 23, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Baraka (Guest) on July 12, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Khatib (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Yusra (Guest) on June 21, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 19, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 10, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Amir (Guest) on June 9, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Shukuru (Guest) on June 6, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 31, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 17, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Kahina (Guest) on May 13, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
Muslima (Guest) on May 13, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Neema (Guest) on May 13, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 6, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 19, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 18, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 10, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Khatib (Guest) on March 31, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
John Lissu (Guest) on March 23, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Hamida (Guest) on March 16, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 11, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Latifa (Guest) on March 10, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 15, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Kheri (Guest) on January 31, 2021
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 26, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Safiya (Guest) on January 16, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 10, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Hamida (Guest) on January 6, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 23, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 23, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 10, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 23, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Raha (Guest) on November 23, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Selemani (Guest) on November 15, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 10, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 1, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 31, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Mazrui (Guest) on October 20, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 17, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Rehema (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 11, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
James Kimani (Guest) on October 1, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴