Why was the turkey arrested?

Maimuna (Guest) on December 13, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 29, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Nassar (Guest) on November 28, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 27, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Amani (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 10, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on November 6, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 27, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Khatib (Guest) on October 12, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 7, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 29, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 12, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Fadhili (Guest) on September 9, 2021

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 9, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

John Lissu (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 23, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Sultan (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 23, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Farida (Guest) on June 11, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 2, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Chiku (Guest) on May 25, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Chum (Guest) on May 18, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Amina (Guest) on May 18, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 9, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Abubakar (Guest) on May 9, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 19, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 16, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 16, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Hamida (Guest) on March 8, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Asha (Guest) on March 6, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 28, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 21, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Ndoto (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Umi (Guest) on February 18, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Bahati (Guest) on February 10, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 10, 2021

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 9, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Amani (Guest) on February 7, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Bakari (Guest) on January 14, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 10, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 6, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Khatib (Guest) on January 5, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 3, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 25, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Salma (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 19, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 18, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 9, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 2, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 30, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 29, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗