Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! π¦π
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
Maimuna (Guest) on December 13, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 29, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Nassar (Guest) on November 28, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 27, 2021
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Hekima (Guest) on November 17, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Amani (Guest) on November 10, 2021
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 10, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Raha (Guest) on November 6, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 27, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Khatib (Guest) on October 12, 2021
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 29, 2021
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 20, 2021
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 12, 2021
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Fadhili (Guest) on September 9, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 14, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 9, 2021
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on July 23, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 23, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Sultan (Guest) on July 17, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 23, 2021
π I need to save this one forever!
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 21, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Farida (Guest) on June 11, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 2, 2021
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Chiku (Guest) on May 25, 2021
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Chum (Guest) on May 18, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Amina (Guest) on May 18, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 9, 2021
π Totally hilarious!
Abubakar (Guest) on May 9, 2021
π This made my day!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 7, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 19, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 16, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 16, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 27, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Hamida (Guest) on March 8, 2021
π€£ This one got me good!
Asha (Guest) on March 6, 2021
π Best laugh of the day!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 28, 2021
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 21, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Ndoto (Guest) on February 20, 2021
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Umi (Guest) on February 18, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Bahati (Guest) on February 10, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 10, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 9, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Amani (Guest) on February 7, 2021
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Bakari (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 11, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 6, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Khatib (Guest) on January 5, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 3, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Salma (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Why donβt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ππ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 19, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 18, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 9, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 2, 2020
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 30, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 29, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ