Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. 🤭😄
Ndoto (Guest) on October 28, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Mgeni (Guest) on October 24, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Sofia (Guest) on September 30, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Fadhila (Guest) on September 29, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 17, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Khalifa (Guest) on September 7, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 4, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 4, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 28, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Husna (Guest) on August 20, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Shukuru (Guest) on August 19, 2021
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Abubakar (Guest) on August 4, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Chum (Guest) on July 22, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 21, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2021
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 12, 2021
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
John Kamande (Guest) on July 7, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 19, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Saidi (Guest) on June 6, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 29, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 23, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Juma (Guest) on May 17, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 16, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 14, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Salum (Guest) on May 9, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Hamida (Guest) on April 25, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Jaffar (Guest) on April 22, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 19, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 12, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 12, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Zubeida (Guest) on March 16, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
John Kamande (Guest) on March 15, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 15, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 11, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 10, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 23, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 19, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 11, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 7, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Neema (Guest) on February 3, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 21, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 18, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Sofia (Guest) on January 11, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 6, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Rabia (Guest) on January 3, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Abubakar (Guest) on December 26, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 25, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 13, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 8, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Ndoto (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋