Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! ππ¦π
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? π€·ββοΈπ
Masika (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 8, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 6, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 5, 2022
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 14, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 10, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 1, 2022
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 1, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 29, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Rehema (Guest) on December 15, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
John Malisa (Guest) on December 4, 2021
π Too good!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 28, 2021
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Zulekha (Guest) on November 19, 2021
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 12, 2021
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 6, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Hawa (Guest) on November 4, 2021
This joke deserves an award! π
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 27, 2021
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 19, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 30, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 27, 2021
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 26, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 24, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 12, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2021
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Ndoto (Guest) on August 29, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 22, 2021
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 21, 2021
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 15, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 18, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 12, 2021
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 12, 2021
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 25, 2021
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 20, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 15, 2021
π This is too funny!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Maida (Guest) on June 9, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 1, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 29, 2021
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 12, 2021
π Pure comedy gold!
Yusuf (Guest) on May 10, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 20, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 16, 2021
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 13, 2021
π That punchline!
Makame (Guest) on April 2, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Khatib (Guest) on March 28, 2021
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 23, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Nashon (Guest) on March 23, 2021
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 18, 2021
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on March 16, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Mchawi (Guest) on March 8, 2021
π€£ This joke is too good!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 6, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 3, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ