Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. 🏴☠️🍿
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 6, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
John Kamande (Guest) on September 16, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 8, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Amina (Guest) on September 6, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 27, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Bahati (Guest) on August 21, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 21, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 12, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 10, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Tambwe (Guest) on July 26, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 21, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 3, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Zuhura (Guest) on June 26, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Yusuf (Guest) on June 22, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 22, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 16, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Athumani (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 1, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 28, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Safiya (Guest) on May 19, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 13, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 7, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 3, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 18, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 17, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Shabani (Guest) on April 11, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Mgeni (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Halimah (Guest) on April 8, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 7, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Daudi (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Sharifa (Guest) on March 28, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 24, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Mjaka (Guest) on March 14, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Kassim (Guest) on February 28, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Rahim (Guest) on February 26, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Saidi (Guest) on February 22, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Rubea (Guest) on February 8, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Shabani (Guest) on January 29, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Jamila (Guest) on January 27, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 13, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Binti (Guest) on January 12, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Mgeni (Guest) on January 11, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Daudi (Guest) on January 2, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 27, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Selemani (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
John Kamande (Guest) on December 11, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 11, 2020
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Halimah (Guest) on December 1, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 18, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚