Short Answer: 🛒 The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! 📚💼
Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 4, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Jafari (Guest) on November 29, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Asha (Guest) on November 23, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Nyota (Guest) on November 3, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 20, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 18, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 6, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 17, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
Bahati (Guest) on September 14, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 8, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Saidi (Guest) on September 4, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 3, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 30, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
James Mduma (Guest) on August 30, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 29, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 18, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 7, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 6, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Jaffar (Guest) on August 1, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 30, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Kheri (Guest) on July 18, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 11, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 11, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
James Mduma (Guest) on June 27, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 19, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
John Malisa (Guest) on June 11, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 3, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 3, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Omar (Guest) on June 2, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 27, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 19, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 15, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Faiza (Guest) on May 13, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 30, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Jabir (Guest) on April 22, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Athumani (Guest) on April 5, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Juma (Guest) on April 4, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Khatib (Guest) on March 29, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Rehema (Guest) on March 26, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Nassor (Guest) on March 16, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Shamsa (Guest) on March 9, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Latifa (Guest) on February 11, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 10, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 5, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Majid (Guest) on February 3, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 31, 2021
😁 This made my day!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 26, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Nahida (Guest) on January 20, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Zakia (Guest) on January 20, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 7, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
Shabani (Guest) on January 5, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 3, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 26, 2020
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Warda (Guest) on December 26, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 16, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 8, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳