Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! ๐ฃ๐ฆโฐ
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ๐๐ด๐
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I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 31, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on May 15, 2021
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Mwanais (Guest) on May 10, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 9, 2021
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If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
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This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Kazija (Guest) on August 28, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป