Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛♂️🧄🍆
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 29, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Mjaka (Guest) on December 11, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 11, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Mwanais (Guest) on December 11, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 9, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 28, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 26, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 23, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2021
😄 Too good!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 18, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 17, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 7, 2021
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 31, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Furaha (Guest) on October 27, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 15, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 13, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Safiya (Guest) on September 30, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 29, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Abubakari (Guest) on September 28, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Aziza (Guest) on September 23, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Omar (Guest) on September 22, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Sultan (Guest) on September 9, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 4, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Rahim (Guest) on September 1, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 22, 2021
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
James Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Jabir (Guest) on August 19, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Sumaya (Guest) on August 17, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Neema (Guest) on August 9, 2021
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 7, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
John Mushi (Guest) on July 31, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 30, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Zubeida (Guest) on July 19, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 11, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Nasra (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Zuhura (Guest) on July 1, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Husna (Guest) on June 26, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Mazrui (Guest) on June 20, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 28, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 24, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 5, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 2, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 1, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 25, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 20, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
John Lissu (Guest) on April 18, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Nassar (Guest) on April 8, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 30, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 24, 2021
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 19, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Kiza (Guest) on March 15, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂