Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! ✏️💪"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 9, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 18, 2021
😅 I needed that!
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 16, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
James Kimani (Guest) on November 14, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Hawa (Guest) on October 30, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 18, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 17, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Issack (Guest) on October 16, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Ndoto (Guest) on October 16, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Issack (Guest) on October 11, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Jamal (Guest) on October 9, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Khatib (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 3, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 30, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Shamim (Guest) on September 29, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Shukuru (Guest) on September 15, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 4, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 2, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 29, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Shukuru (Guest) on August 28, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 22, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 18, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 11, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 5, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 5, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 29, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Tabu (Guest) on July 25, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Kahina (Guest) on July 19, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Neema (Guest) on July 7, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Shamim (Guest) on July 5, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Nassar (Guest) on June 20, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Abdillah (Guest) on June 19, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Tabu (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Salum (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Fatuma (Guest) on June 11, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 10, 2021
😆 That punchline!
Maulid (Guest) on May 31, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 31, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Salum (Guest) on May 28, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 19, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 19, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 14, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
Rahma (Guest) on May 1, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 26, 2021
😄 You got me!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 23, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Arifa (Guest) on April 1, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 14, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 13, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 13, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Kiza (Guest) on March 8, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 17, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 14, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 13, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Sharifa (Guest) on February 6, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Nassor (Guest) on February 3, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 31, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Asha (Guest) on January 17, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Maulid (Guest) on January 11, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️