Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! โ๏ธ๐ช"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 9, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 18, 2021
๐ I needed that!
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 16, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on November 14, 2021
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Hawa (Guest) on October 30, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 18, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 17, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on October 16, 2021
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Ndoto (Guest) on October 16, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on October 11, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Jamal (Guest) on October 9, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Khatib (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 3, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 30, 2021
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Shamim (Guest) on September 29, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Shukuru (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 4, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 2, 2021
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 29, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on August 28, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 22, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 18, 2021
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 5, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 5, 2021
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 29, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Tabu (Guest) on July 25, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Kahina (Guest) on July 19, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Neema (Guest) on July 7, 2021
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Shamim (Guest) on July 5, 2021
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Nassar (Guest) on June 20, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on June 19, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Tabu (Guest) on June 17, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Salum (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on June 11, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 10, 2021
๐ That punchline!
Maulid (Guest) on May 31, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 31, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Salum (Guest) on May 28, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 19, 2021
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 19, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 14, 2021
๐ This is too funny!
Rahma (Guest) on May 1, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 26, 2021
๐ You got me!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 23, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Arifa (Guest) on April 1, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 14, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 13, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 13, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Kiza (Guest) on March 8, 2021
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 17, 2021
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 14, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 13, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on February 6, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Nassor (Guest) on February 3, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 31, 2021
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Asha (Guest) on January 17, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Maulid (Guest) on January 11, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ