Polar "Bear"ctica! βοΈπ»
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! π³οΈπ
Rubea (Guest) on October 4, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 3, 2022
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 14, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Abdullah (Guest) on September 8, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Kazija (Guest) on September 2, 2022
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 1, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 23, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Bahati (Guest) on August 22, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 15, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 14, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 13, 2022
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Habiba (Guest) on August 12, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Fadhila (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 5, 2022
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Mzee (Guest) on August 2, 2022
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Shukuru (Guest) on August 2, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Amina (Guest) on July 31, 2022
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Amir (Guest) on July 26, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Abdillah (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Ali (Guest) on June 23, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 18, 2022
π Iβm saving this one!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 16, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 7, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Sumaya (Guest) on June 1, 2022
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 27, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Tambwe (Guest) on May 17, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 2, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 10, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 2, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 1, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 19, 2022
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 8, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Fadhila (Guest) on March 8, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Ndoto (Guest) on February 28, 2022
π Canβt stop laughing!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 23, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Jaffar (Guest) on February 20, 2022
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Husna (Guest) on February 5, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Mhina (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 19, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 11, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Amani (Guest) on January 9, 2022
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Sultan (Guest) on January 9, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Abubakar (Guest) on January 3, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 3, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Kiza (Guest) on December 20, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Bakari (Guest) on December 1, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Shani (Guest) on November 25, 2021
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Mzee (Guest) on November 20, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
Rabia (Guest) on November 8, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Mwanais (Guest) on October 28, 2021
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 5, 2021
π€£ Sending this now!
Masika (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ