Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 9, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 28, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Juma (Guest) on September 22, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 19, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 15, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 9, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 8, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Hekima (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 22, 2022

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 13, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Khadija (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 3, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Neema (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Nasra (Guest) on July 22, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Makame (Guest) on July 17, 2022

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 4, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 3, 2022

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 30, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Hassan (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mohamed (Guest) on June 19, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 18, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 16, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Bahati (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 2, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 31, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 29, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 2, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 23, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 19, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 17, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Ahmed (Guest) on April 3, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Binti (Guest) on March 16, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Azima (Guest) on March 11, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 9, 2022

😂 So funny!

Safiya (Guest) on March 8, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Nahida (Guest) on February 24, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mjaka (Guest) on February 24, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 19, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 12, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Neema (Guest) on February 2, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

James Kimani (Guest) on January 25, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Zakaria (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 16, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Juma (Guest) on January 15, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 7, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 6, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 4, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 3, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 20, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mchawi (Guest) on December 15, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Masika (Guest) on December 13, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 8, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Maneno (Guest) on December 4, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰