Short Answer: Because it was caught for "fowl" play! 🐔🦆👮♂️⛓️
Explanation: The chicken went to jail because it was involved in some "fowl" play, meaning it did something mischievous or against the law. Imagine a chicken wearing a tiny prisoner outfit, being escorted by a duck police officer and locked up with tiny chicken-sized handcuffs! It's all in good fun and just a silly way to imagine animals getting into trouble. 🐓😄🚓
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Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 8, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Abdillah (Guest) on August 7, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Arifa (Guest) on August 6, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 18, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 14, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 10, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 10, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 14, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Zakia (Guest) on May 28, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Mgeni (Guest) on May 14, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
Hassan (Guest) on May 2, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 27, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Biashara (Guest) on April 25, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 11, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 8, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Nassor (Guest) on April 5, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Halimah (Guest) on March 30, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 29, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Bahati (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 18, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 12, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Mgeni (Guest) on March 6, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Yusuf (Guest) on February 26, 2023
😄 You got me!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 20, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 11, 2023
😁 This is gold!
Rabia (Guest) on February 4, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 1, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Sharifa (Guest) on January 22, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 19, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 15, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Rahim (Guest) on January 10, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Zakia (Guest) on January 1, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 22, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Khatib (Guest) on December 15, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Sultan (Guest) on December 11, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Biashara (Guest) on December 4, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
Khadija (Guest) on November 26, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 17, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 31, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 31, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 27, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Kiza (Guest) on October 18, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Nyota (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Raha (Guest) on October 6, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Warda (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Khalifa (Guest) on September 26, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 2, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Muslima (Guest) on August 31, 2022
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Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Nassor (Guest) on August 25, 2022
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David Ochieng (Guest) on August 24, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻