Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฟ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2023
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 1, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Hamida (Guest) on September 25, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 7, 2023
๐ Too good!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 6, 2023
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Issa (Guest) on August 29, 2023
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Zawadi (Guest) on August 4, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 4, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 3, 2023
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Omari (Guest) on July 19, 2023
๐ I needed that!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 18, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Mchuma (Guest) on July 12, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 10, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 10, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
James Mduma (Guest) on July 4, 2023
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Ali (Guest) on June 26, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 23, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on June 23, 2023
๐ You got me!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 8, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 4, 2023
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 27, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 24, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Wande (Guest) on May 13, 2023
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Maida (Guest) on April 8, 2023
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 3, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Baraka (Guest) on March 31, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 15, 2023
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 6, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Abubakari (Guest) on February 18, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Sofia (Guest) on February 18, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 10, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on February 1, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on January 30, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 29, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Faiza (Guest) on January 28, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 17, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Issa (Guest) on January 12, 2023
๐ So funny!
James Malima (Guest) on December 30, 2022
๐ That punchline!
Kazija (Guest) on December 26, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Juma (Guest) on December 25, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Shamsa (Guest) on December 17, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 29, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Nuru (Guest) on November 28, 2022
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Jamila (Guest) on November 26, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on November 25, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Maulid (Guest) on November 9, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on November 6, 2022
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 6, 2022
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 4, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Maulid (Guest) on October 28, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Raha (Guest) on October 28, 2022
๐ Perfect joke!
Maulid (Guest) on October 26, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Nassor (Guest) on October 25, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 24, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Kiza (Guest) on October 20, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ