Short Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ Elf-abetics! ๐๐
Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! ๐โจ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 29, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Sarafina (Guest) on August 25, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Abubakar (Guest) on August 18, 2023
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Hawa (Guest) on August 17, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 14, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Bakari (Guest) on August 12, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 10, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 10, 2023
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Husna (Guest) on August 7, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Masika (Guest) on August 2, 2023
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 24, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Issa (Guest) on July 22, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Bahati (Guest) on July 13, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 11, 2023
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 10, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 8, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Farida (Guest) on June 25, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Issack (Guest) on June 20, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 17, 2023
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 9, 2023
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Saidi (Guest) on June 3, 2023
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 10, 2023
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 6, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
John Kamande (Guest) on May 3, 2023
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 24, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 18, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Jaffar (Guest) on April 14, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 13, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 14, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Mgeni (Guest) on March 10, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 10, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Baraka (Guest) on March 4, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 3, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Mzee (Guest) on February 22, 2023
๐ Iโm dying!
Rahim (Guest) on February 16, 2023
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 12, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Mgeni (Guest) on February 6, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 7, 2023
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 27, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 27, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 21, 2022
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on December 21, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 17, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 10, 2022
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on December 5, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 28, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Ndoto (Guest) on November 21, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Zuhura (Guest) on November 20, 2022
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on November 17, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Kheri (Guest) on October 25, 2022
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 19, 2022
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 15, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 4, 2022
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 4, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 29, 2022
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 24, 2022
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 16, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ