Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the ๐ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Ali (Guest) on June 11, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 11, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Abubakar (Guest) on June 6, 2023
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 8, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Fadhila (Guest) on May 7, 2023
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 6, 2023
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2023
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 28, 2023
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 22, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 29, 2023
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Jabir (Guest) on March 29, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 25, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 22, 2023
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Bakari (Guest) on March 21, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 12, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Mzee (Guest) on March 3, 2023
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 24, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 19, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Furaha (Guest) on January 27, 2023
๐ So funny!
Bakari (Guest) on January 22, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Issack (Guest) on January 19, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Husna (Guest) on January 2, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Mashaka (Guest) on December 13, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 10, 2022
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 9, 2022
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
James Malima (Guest) on December 8, 2022
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Bahati (Guest) on December 7, 2022
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 3, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Majid (Guest) on November 24, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 13, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 12, 2022
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 12, 2022
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Issa (Guest) on November 6, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Sarafina (Guest) on November 1, 2022
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 23, 2022
๐ I needed that laugh!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 21, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on October 13, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Bahati (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on September 28, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on September 28, 2022
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Hawa (Guest) on September 28, 2022
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Aziza (Guest) on September 23, 2022
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 14, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Yusuf (Guest) on September 10, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 7, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Rubea (Guest) on September 2, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
John Lissu (Guest) on August 29, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Mchawi (Guest) on August 20, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Hamida (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 11, 2022
๐ What a joke!
David Chacha (Guest) on August 10, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 30, 2022
๐ Iโm dying over here!
James Malima (Guest) on July 14, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Shamsa (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on June 30, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Chiku (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ