Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 22, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Bahati (Guest) on November 17, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mhina (Guest) on November 13, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 7, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 5, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Tabu (Guest) on October 27, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 20, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 14, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 13, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 9, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 9, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Shukuru (Guest) on September 26, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 26, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 17, 2023

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Majid (Guest) on August 30, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 26, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Khalifa (Guest) on August 20, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Maimuna (Guest) on August 13, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Majid (Guest) on July 17, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Omari (Guest) on June 25, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Shamsa (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 24, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Fadhila (Guest) on June 24, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mhina (Guest) on June 18, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Maulid (Guest) on June 18, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 3, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 2, 2023

😄 You got me good!

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 2, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Sultan (Guest) on June 1, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Athumani (Guest) on May 29, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 20, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Warda (Guest) on May 17, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 15, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Umi (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Yahya (Guest) on May 12, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Amani (Guest) on May 11, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 8, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 6, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Abubakar (Guest) on May 3, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Nassar (Guest) on May 2, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 21, 2023

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 20, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Salma (Guest) on April 17, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 16, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Kazija (Guest) on April 14, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Kiza (Guest) on April 10, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 1, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 19, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Hamida (Guest) on March 17, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 17, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

David Chacha (Guest) on March 4, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 26, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 23, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 18, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Abubakari (Guest) on February 10, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 9, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 5, 2023

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖