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Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up?

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜„


Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜ด

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Aziza (Guest) on March 4, 2015

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ˜‚

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 3, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐Ÿงฆ๐ŸŽ‰

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 18, 2015

I wasnโ€™t born to 'just get things done'โ€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 13, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Nassar (Guest) on February 13, 2015

What do you call a snowmanโ€™s dog? A slush puppy! โ›„๐Ÿ•

Zulekha (Guest) on February 8, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 4, 2015

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 19, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿงต

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 10, 2015

If weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ’ก

Chiku (Guest) on January 9, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿคฃ

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 7, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ†

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