Short Answer: Because they swim in schools! 🐠🧠
Explanation: Fish are known to swim in schools, which means they swim together in large numbers. This can be interpreted as them being "smart" because they understand the power of teamwork and collaboration. Just like smart students who learn better when studying in groups, fish become intelligent by swimming in schools! 🏫🐟 It's a funny way to look at their behavior and appreciate their social skills!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 15, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Mjaka (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Amina (Guest) on March 12, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 8, 2016
😄 What a joke!
James Kimani (Guest) on March 6, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 8, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Rahma (Guest) on January 20, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 17, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Baraka (Guest) on January 12, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 7, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Muslima (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Sharifa (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 2, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 14, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
John Malisa (Guest) on December 14, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Husna (Guest) on December 14, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Juma (Guest) on December 12, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Selemani (Guest) on November 13, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 3, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Maneno (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Mzee (Guest) on October 29, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Selemani (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 21, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Nyota (Guest) on October 15, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
George Mallya (Guest) on September 25, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 5, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Asha (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 26, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 11, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 11, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Hamida (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Mustafa (Guest) on August 9, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Hawa (Guest) on August 6, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Baraka (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Bahati (Guest) on July 25, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Rubea (Guest) on June 24, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Binti (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 14, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 14, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 10, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 4, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 23, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 19, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 16, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Raha (Guest) on May 10, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 6, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆