Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! ๐๐
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! ๐ โโ๏ธ๐๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 15, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 11, 2016
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Khamis (Guest) on February 1, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 22, 2016
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 20, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on January 18, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 10, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Salum (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Umi (Guest) on December 13, 2015
๐ Perfect joke!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 9, 2015
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 7, 2015
๐ This is too funny!
Chum (Guest) on December 4, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 25, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 20, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Azima (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 30, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
Nashon (Guest) on October 26, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Baraka (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Fadhila (Guest) on October 13, 2015
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Omari (Guest) on October 9, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 29, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 24, 2015
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Muslima (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Sekela (Guest) on September 3, 2015
๐ You got me good!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Safiya (Guest) on August 22, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Maneno (Guest) on August 15, 2015
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 13, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Issack (Guest) on July 29, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Khatib (Guest) on July 19, 2015
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Faiza (Guest) on July 18, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 12, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Shamsa (Guest) on July 5, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on July 4, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 3, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 15, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Biashara (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 24, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Issa (Guest) on May 21, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 20, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 11, 2015
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 13, 2015
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Aziza (Guest) on April 6, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 31, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Azima (Guest) on March 19, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐