Short Answer: Because penguins have exclusive winter vacation packages to Antarctica! ๐งโ๏ธ
Explanation: Birds fly south for the winter because they want to join their fancy feathered friends, the penguins, on an exclusive winter getaway in Antarctica. Penguins are known for throwing the coolest parties on icy dance floors, enjoying the icy slides, and sipping on fishy cocktails. So, our feathered friends don't want to miss out on all the chilly fun! Plus, who can resist a winter vacation when it involves sliding down snowbanks and showing off their impeccable flying skills? So, off they go, flapping their wings joyfully, ready to have a blast with their penguin pals! ๐๐ฆโ๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 16, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on February 13, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 11, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Athumani (Guest) on February 8, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 30, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 12, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Neema (Guest) on January 11, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 10, 2016
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 31, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 27, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Khatib (Guest) on December 10, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 4, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 25, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Yusuf (Guest) on November 11, 2015
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Arifa (Guest) on November 10, 2015
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Sofia (Guest) on October 19, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 1, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 17, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 14, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Nyota (Guest) on September 5, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Mhina (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Chiku (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Sharifa (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Rabia (Guest) on July 13, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Mchawi (Guest) on July 13, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 5, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Ali (Guest) on July 5, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 29, 2015
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 28, 2015
๐ Saving this one!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 16, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Kassim (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2015
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 23, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 15, 2015
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Faiza (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on May 7, 2015
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Athumani (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Wande (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 1, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Habiba (Guest) on April 27, 2015
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 19, 2015
๐ Gotta save this!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 18, 2015
๐ That punchline was epic!
Kiza (Guest) on April 11, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2015
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
John Lissu (Guest) on March 27, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐