Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 16, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 16, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 16, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 15, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Amina (Guest) on February 13, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 11, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Athumani (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 30, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 12, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Neema (Guest) on January 11, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 10, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 31, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 27, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 17, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Khatib (Guest) on December 10, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 10, 2015

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 4, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 29, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 25, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Yusuf (Guest) on November 11, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Arifa (Guest) on November 10, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 6, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Sofia (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 1, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 17, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 14, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Nyota (Guest) on September 5, 2015

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Mhina (Guest) on August 27, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Chiku (Guest) on August 14, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Sharifa (Guest) on August 6, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 22, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Rabia (Guest) on July 13, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mchawi (Guest) on July 13, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 5, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Ali (Guest) on July 5, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 29, 2015

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 28, 2015

😆 Saving this one!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 16, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 13, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mwalimu (Guest) on June 12, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Kassim (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2015

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 23, 2015

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 15, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Faiza (Guest) on May 9, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Sarafina (Guest) on May 7, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Athumani (Guest) on May 5, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Wande (Guest) on May 2, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 1, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Habiba (Guest) on April 27, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 19, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 18, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Kiza (Guest) on April 11, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2015

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

John Lissu (Guest) on March 27, 2015

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔