The difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is that the Christmas alphabet is "no-L"! π
Explanation: In the regular alphabet, the letter "L" is present, but in the Christmas alphabet, it's missing! This play on words is meant to be humorous by implying that during Christmas, the letter "L" goes missing, making it a "no-L"phabet. It's a fun and silly way to highlight the festive spirit and bring a smile to your face! π π
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 26, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Nashon (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Maulid (Guest) on March 4, 2016
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Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 1, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Baridi (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Zulekha (Guest) on February 14, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Zubeida (Guest) on February 1, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 1, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 25, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 20, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Rahma (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Maida (Guest) on December 7, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 3, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 18, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 16, 2015
π Iβm dying over here!
Mariam (Guest) on November 9, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 3, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 21, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 5, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 28, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 13, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 9, 2015
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Nashon (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Farida (Guest) on September 5, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Nassor (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 9, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Nuru (Guest) on August 4, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Hamida (Guest) on August 1, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 1, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 24, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
John Lissu (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 9, 2015
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Saidi (Guest) on July 1, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 29, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Nchi (Guest) on June 28, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 15, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Amani (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Amina (Guest) on May 30, 2015
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 27, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Majid (Guest) on April 25, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 23, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Nyota (Guest) on April 12, 2015
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 8, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 3, 2015
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Bahati (Guest) on March 30, 2015
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 27, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€