Q: Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything? ๐
A: The elephant's ego! ๐
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji ๐, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Yusra (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on April 1, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 31, 2016
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 28, 2016
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 26, 2016
๐ You got me good!
Kiza (Guest) on March 25, 2016
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 20, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Rashid (Guest) on February 26, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Zubeida (Guest) on February 17, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Selemani (Guest) on February 12, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Safiya (Guest) on February 2, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Biashara (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 19, 2016
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Saidi (Guest) on January 12, 2016
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 9, 2016
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 9, 2016
๐ Still cracking up!
Baraka (Guest) on December 30, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 28, 2015
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Maulid (Guest) on December 28, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Bakari (Guest) on December 24, 2015
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Farida (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 9, 2015
๐ This is gold!
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 1, 2015
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 1, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 16, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 15, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Issa (Guest) on November 15, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Sultan (Guest) on November 11, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 20, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 1, 2015
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Shabani (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on September 19, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Omar (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 2, 2015
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 16, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Mariam (Guest) on August 11, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 9, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Omari (Guest) on July 23, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Nassar (Guest) on July 20, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Jaffar (Guest) on July 20, 2015
๐ You got me!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2015
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 27, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 19, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 1, 2015
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mazrui (Guest) on May 29, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 15, 2015
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Abubakar (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 25, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on April 25, 2015
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 14, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 5, 2015
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Habiba (Guest) on March 31, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2015
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐