Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! ☕️🍽️"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 1, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Muslima (Guest) on February 27, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Halimah (Guest) on February 26, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 21, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Zawadi (Guest) on February 21, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Sultan (Guest) on February 19, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 24, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Issa (Guest) on January 20, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 20, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 12, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
John Kamande (Guest) on January 1, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 1, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 1, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
George Mallya (Guest) on November 24, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 19, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Leila (Guest) on November 15, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Baridi (Guest) on November 11, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Rubea (Guest) on November 8, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Yusuf (Guest) on November 8, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 1, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Chiku (Guest) on October 28, 2015
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 24, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 18, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 9, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Jafari (Guest) on October 7, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 13, 2015
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mustafa (Guest) on August 21, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Ndoto (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 15, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 12, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Abubakar (Guest) on August 6, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 30, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 24, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Chum (Guest) on July 23, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Bahati (Guest) on July 23, 2015
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 16, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 15, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Rashid (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Halimah (Guest) on June 15, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Rahim (Guest) on June 11, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Fikiri (Guest) on June 7, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 28, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 20, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Zulekha (Guest) on May 15, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 15, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 11, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
James Malima (Guest) on April 19, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Rahma (Guest) on April 15, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 12, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Raha (Guest) on April 4, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃