Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! 🍀
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! 😄👚
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 6, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 5, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Fadhila (Guest) on September 4, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 29, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Neema (Guest) on August 12, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 3, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 29, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Wande (Guest) on July 27, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Baridi (Guest) on June 26, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Rubea (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 15, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
George Tenga (Guest) on June 13, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Safiya (Guest) on June 9, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 9, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 5, 2024
😁 Added to my favorites!
Aziza (Guest) on June 2, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 4, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 2, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 28, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Rahma (Guest) on April 25, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 24, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 13, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 22, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Arifa (Guest) on March 20, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Rubea (Guest) on March 9, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Hawa (Guest) on March 7, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 2, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Rahma (Guest) on February 22, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Safiya (Guest) on February 21, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 20, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 14, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 9, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Maimuna (Guest) on February 4, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Baraka (Guest) on January 27, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
James Malima (Guest) on January 21, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 6, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Wande (Guest) on January 4, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 4, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Jafari (Guest) on December 24, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 23, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 22, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Athumani (Guest) on December 21, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Hamida (Guest) on December 16, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 9, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Masika (Guest) on November 29, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 20, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Umi (Guest) on November 12, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Leila (Guest) on November 11, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 7, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 4, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Chum (Guest) on October 29, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Jabir (Guest) on October 19, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 19, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 19, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 17, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Zakia (Guest) on October 16, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Tabu (Guest) on October 6, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆