Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! 😎
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! 🌞 They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! 🕶️
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 14, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Maimuna (Guest) on September 11, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Salima (Guest) on September 4, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 19, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Chum (Guest) on August 3, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Zubeida (Guest) on July 31, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 23, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 16, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Nuru (Guest) on July 10, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 9, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Nassor (Guest) on July 8, 2024
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 5, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 2, 2024
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Nuru (Guest) on June 30, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Fadhila (Guest) on June 28, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Azima (Guest) on June 20, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Tambwe (Guest) on June 19, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Warda (Guest) on June 13, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 24, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Hamida (Guest) on May 16, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 14, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
James Kimani (Guest) on May 7, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 5, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 27, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 21, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 6, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Shamim (Guest) on April 3, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Zakia (Guest) on March 29, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 26, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 24, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 17, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Fadhili (Guest) on March 12, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
John Kamande (Guest) on March 7, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Binti (Guest) on March 3, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Azima (Guest) on February 28, 2024
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 25, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 22, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Maulid (Guest) on January 25, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 25, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 22, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
David Chacha (Guest) on January 19, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 18, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Shani (Guest) on January 13, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 2, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Nahida (Guest) on December 30, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 29, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 27, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Sultan (Guest) on December 26, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 12, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Muslima (Guest) on December 12, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Mustafa (Guest) on December 11, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 6, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 30, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Mariam (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 6, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 5, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Maida (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Khadija (Guest) on October 8, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!