Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimetoka kufanya interview wakaniuliza status yangu nikaawabia status yangu ni Hey there! Iam using watsApp, wameniambia nitoke nje I think wanajadiliana namna ya kunipangia kituo cha kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mama mwenye nyumba anajipodoa anashinda saloon kujipodoa lakini house girl hata mafuta usoni hapaki lakini akipita na khanga yake moja tuu nyumba inatetemeka😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 huu mchezo hautaki mekapu
Alichokisema mwizi baada ya kushinda bahati nasibu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hapa mtaani kuna mwizi sugu ameshinda mil.10 za bahati nasibu ??. Alipoulizwa atafanya nini na hela nyingi hizo Akasema anataka kupanua shughuli zake. Mimi sijamuelewa na sasa hivi watu wameanza kuhama mtaa… 😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Leo nimechoka zangu alafu shangazi amekuja anataka nimuunganishe facebook. Imebidi nimwambie lazima awe na picha passport size 4 kwaajili ya kuweka profile picture, barua kutoka kwa afisa mtendaji na Atm card ya nmb bank. Alafu awe na marefa wanne ambao wamekuwa facebook for more than 3 years. Amesema hataki tena kujiunga fb!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Saa ivi niko zangu nimelala naendelea kupunguza uchovu
Soma alichokisema mlevi baada ya kukuta watu wakimpiga mwizi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mlevi mmoja aliona wananchi wakipiga mwizi akawaambia "mwacheni msimpige, hii tabia yenu ya kupiga wezi mtakuja shtukia mnampiga Yesu, maana imeandikwa atakuja kama mwizi!"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?
Shemdoe raised up his hand.
Teacher: So it’s only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe? (There was no reply from the students)
Teacher: Ok now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko kumi…. Shemdoe akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko kumi kumi vya kushiba darasa nzima
Teacher: Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students who a pharmacist is…
Shemdoe: Yes, sir. A Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people. Shemdoe saiv amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa 🏃
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:25 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hakuna siku mbaya maishan kuona mtu uliyesoma naye darasa moja, anakupita na private car,, afu we umeninginia kwenye daladala,,, tena ulikua unamzid akili 😂😂😂hapo Ndo utajua kwann gunia na dunia vinatofautiana neno moja
