Mwajabu (Guest) on April 17, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on April 12, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 2, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

James Malima (Guest) on March 31, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Aziza (Guest) on March 26, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Khadija (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 2, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Furaha (Guest) on February 12, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Nashon (Guest) on February 7, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mgeni (Guest) on January 31, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 24, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 22, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Sharifa (Guest) on January 20, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 3, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 3, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mgeni (Guest) on December 18, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 13, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 22, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 18, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Maulid (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 10, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mashaka (Guest) on November 7, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 6, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 26, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mustafa (Guest) on October 2, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 30, 2016

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 26, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 23, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 22, 2016

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 13, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Saidi (Guest) on September 3, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 28, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 19, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 30, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 17, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 13, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 7, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Shani (Guest) on June 29, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 27, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Shamim (Guest) on June 18, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Binti (Guest) on June 5, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 5, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Biashara (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 11, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Kazija (Guest) on May 1, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 16, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Tambwe (Guest) on March 21, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Hekima (Guest) on March 19, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Tabu (Guest) on March 18, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 7, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 4, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 2, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅