ππ They both have trunks! ππ
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. π€©
Omari (Guest) on February 14, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Sharifa (Guest) on January 12, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
James Mduma (Guest) on January 9, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Umi (Guest) on January 7, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 2, 2017
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 30, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 29, 2016
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Saidi (Guest) on December 26, 2016
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Sarafina (Guest) on December 24, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Maida (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 10, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 4, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 28, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Zuhura (Guest) on November 17, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 12, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 1, 2016
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Jabir (Guest) on October 21, 2016
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 21, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Irene Makena (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 8, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 7, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 29, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Maneno (Guest) on August 30, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Bakari (Guest) on August 23, 2016
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Halimah (Guest) on August 19, 2016
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Ahmed (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Nassar (Guest) on August 8, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! π
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 7, 2016
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 5, 2016
π Mood instantly lifted!
Faiza (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Rahma (Guest) on July 17, 2016
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Rukia (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 14, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 10, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 8, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Ali (Guest) on July 4, 2016
π€£ This one got me good!
Abdullah (Guest) on June 29, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Nchi (Guest) on June 21, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 20, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Bahati (Guest) on June 15, 2016
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 6, 2016
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Amir (Guest) on June 3, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 28, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 28, 2016
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 24, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Leila (Guest) on May 23, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Rubea (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Mariam (Guest) on May 12, 2016
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Zubeida (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 8, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 3, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Maulid (Guest) on April 20, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 15, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Maimuna (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π