Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 27, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 22, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 18, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 13, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Sarafina (Guest) on March 10, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Issa (Guest) on March 6, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 21, 2017

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 8, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 7, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 5, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mhina (Guest) on January 22, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Nassar (Guest) on January 18, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 7, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Mchawi (Guest) on January 2, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Nyota (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Maida (Guest) on December 29, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 26, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 22, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 29, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 29, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 10, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 3, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Baridi (Guest) on October 26, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 25, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Chiku (Guest) on October 19, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 7, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 3, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 3, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mgeni (Guest) on September 15, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

John Lissu (Guest) on September 11, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 4, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mwanais (Guest) on September 1, 2016

😅 I needed that!

John Kamande (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 23, 2016

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 13, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 9, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 6, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 3, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 29, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Jabir (Guest) on July 25, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Ahmed (Guest) on July 23, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 15, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 5, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Khatib (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 3, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Khatib (Guest) on June 3, 2016

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 27, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 24, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on May 19, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 17, 2016

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 25, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 23, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 20, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Khamis (Guest) on April 18, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 14, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️