What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 26, 2017

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 22, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 13, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

John Lissu (Guest) on February 12, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 6, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 25, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 25, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 21, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 20, 2017

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Kahina (Guest) on January 19, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 18, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Jamila (Guest) on January 3, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on January 2, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Maida (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Makame (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

John Mushi (Guest) on December 23, 2016

😄 Too good!

Shani (Guest) on December 8, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 30, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 29, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 27, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Arifa (Guest) on November 25, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Daudi (Guest) on November 16, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Rashid (Guest) on November 14, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 11, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 8, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 8, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 28, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Amir (Guest) on October 22, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 19, 2016

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Jaffar (Guest) on September 14, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Shamim (Guest) on September 13, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Fikiri (Guest) on September 6, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 23, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Kiza (Guest) on August 16, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Baridi (Guest) on August 16, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 4, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Fatuma (Guest) on July 1, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 28, 2016

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 24, 2016

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 18, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 16, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Jaffar (Guest) on June 2, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 28, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 25, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Sofia (Guest) on April 23, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Zubeida (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 14, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 13, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 13, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Yusra (Guest) on April 10, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Ahmed (Guest) on April 9, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 8, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

George Mallya (Guest) on April 4, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Muslima (Guest) on March 26, 2016

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!