Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 23, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Leila (Guest) on April 23, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Saidi (Guest) on April 20, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 17, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 12, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Rahim (Guest) on April 11, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 29, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 28, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Warda (Guest) on March 24, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Sekela (Guest) on March 24, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

John Mushi (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Nchi (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Omar (Guest) on March 10, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Nassor (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Khadija (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 11, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Rabia (Guest) on February 7, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Kassim (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 29, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 22, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 20, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Zubeida (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Omar (Guest) on January 15, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Rukia (Guest) on January 12, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 11, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Nassor (Guest) on January 10, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 10, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Maimuna (Guest) on January 5, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Baridi (Guest) on December 17, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Asha (Guest) on December 10, 2017

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 30, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Jaffar (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Daudi (Guest) on November 28, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 21, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 13, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Masika (Guest) on November 12, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 6, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Salima (Guest) on November 6, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 5, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Ahmed (Guest) on October 31, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 26, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 22, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Arifa (Guest) on October 12, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jaffar (Guest) on September 30, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Sofia (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Sultan (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Jamila (Guest) on September 5, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 8, 2017

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 6, 2017

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 29, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mgeni (Guest) on July 27, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 10, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Jaffar (Guest) on July 7, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 3, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️