Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! 🧛♂️😄
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
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🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 22, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Habiba (Guest) on October 8, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 19, 2017
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Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Rubea (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 24, 2017
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Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2017
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Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 12, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 8, 2017
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David Musyoka (Guest) on May 25, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 14, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 30, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 24, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Yusra (Guest) on April 7, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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😂 I’m dying!
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This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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