Short Answer: Because it had ticks! ๐ถโฐ
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. ๐คญ๐
Bakari (Guest) on December 23, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Halimah (Guest) on December 13, 2017
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 10, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 9, 2017
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Amir (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Fatuma (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 3, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Rahim (Guest) on November 14, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 9, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Mchuma (Guest) on November 7, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Amani (Guest) on November 5, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 24, 2017
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Kheri (Guest) on October 17, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Abdillah (Guest) on October 12, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Mgeni (Guest) on October 7, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Arifa (Guest) on September 24, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Kiza (Guest) on September 17, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 13, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 9, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 22, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Latifa (Guest) on August 14, 2017
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Abdullah (Guest) on August 6, 2017
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 6, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 1, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 1, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Khadija (Guest) on July 25, 2017
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on July 11, 2017
๐ This made my day!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 9, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on July 6, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on July 3, 2017
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 24, 2017
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on June 22, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 14, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 14, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 12, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Maulid (Guest) on June 11, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 9, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Wande (Guest) on June 8, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on June 5, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Bakari (Guest) on June 5, 2017
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Binti (Guest) on June 4, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Husna (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Mhina (Guest) on May 20, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 16, 2017
๐คฃ This one got me good!
James Mduma (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 28, 2017
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 22, 2017
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Safiya (Guest) on April 11, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Nasra (Guest) on March 28, 2017
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 25, 2017
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 24, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 24, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
John Malisa (Guest) on March 19, 2017
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 8, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 4, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐