Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฟ
Yusuf (Guest) on March 4, 2018
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 25, 2018
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 25, 2018
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 24, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 16, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 15, 2018
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 10, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Majid (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 22, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Tambwe (Guest) on December 13, 2017
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Hamida (Guest) on November 12, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 2, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Maneno (Guest) on October 30, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
Faiza (Guest) on October 21, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Warda (Guest) on October 19, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 6, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Hassan (Guest) on October 2, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Rukia (Guest) on September 30, 2017
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Majid (Guest) on September 26, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Khatib (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 12, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Habiba (Guest) on September 9, 2017
๐ Added to my favorites!
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 7, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 6, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 5, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Shabani (Guest) on August 30, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 24, 2017
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 12, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 31, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Athumani (Guest) on July 16, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 14, 2017
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Leila (Guest) on July 11, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Asha (Guest) on July 10, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on July 9, 2017
๐ Totally hilarious!
Nchi (Guest) on July 2, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 30, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 29, 2017
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 27, 2017
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Juma (Guest) on June 23, 2017
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Nahida (Guest) on June 20, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 11, 2017
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Kiza (Guest) on June 8, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 1, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Farida (Guest) on June 1, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 24, 2017
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 24, 2017
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Shabani (Guest) on May 15, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Hekima (Guest) on May 13, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 12, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Masika (Guest) on May 6, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 5, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Latifa (Guest) on May 2, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป