The monster asked the π§ββοΈDraculaπ§ββοΈ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! ππ§ββοΈ
Explanation:
When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! ππ¦
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