Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 30, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 28, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Shukuru (Guest) on November 27, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 20, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 19, 2017

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Habiba (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Khalifa (Guest) on November 5, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 25, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on October 24, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 18, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Nasra (Guest) on October 15, 2017

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Shamim (Guest) on October 13, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 13, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

David Chacha (Guest) on October 7, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Jamal (Guest) on October 4, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

James Malima (Guest) on October 3, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 27, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 15, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 4, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 27, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 24, 2017

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Zainab (Guest) on August 18, 2017

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 8, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 3, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 22, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 15, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 10, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Shani (Guest) on June 28, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 26, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Jabir (Guest) on June 26, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Rabia (Guest) on June 15, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Halima (Guest) on June 2, 2017

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Maida (Guest) on May 26, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 8, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 27, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Farida (Guest) on April 26, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 25, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Khadija (Guest) on April 16, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Shamsa (Guest) on April 5, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Khalifa (Guest) on March 24, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Jafari (Guest) on March 20, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 17, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Neema (Guest) on March 15, 2017

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 1, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 26, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 24, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 3, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Bakari (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 12, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 2, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

George Mallya (Guest) on December 28, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Fadhila (Guest) on December 25, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Issa (Guest) on December 21, 2016

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩