Answer: A Pineapple! 🍍
Explanation: When you cross a pine tree with an apple, you get the hilarious and fruity concoction known as a pineapple! It's like nature's way of playing a delicious prank on us. 🌲💥🍏=🍍 So next time you're craving a tropical treat, just remember that it all started with a mischievous fusion between a tree and a fruit. Enjoy your goofy, pineapple-filled adventures! 🎉😄🍍
Zakaria (Guest) on May 26, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Furaha (Guest) on May 23, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 18, 2018
😄 Too good!
Arifa (Guest) on May 13, 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 8, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 3, 2018
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Sekela (Guest) on May 1, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 1, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Khamis (Guest) on April 21, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Ali (Guest) on April 21, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Selemani (Guest) on April 19, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 18, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Rahma (Guest) on April 7, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 3, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Amir (Guest) on April 1, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 17, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Mchawi (Guest) on March 2, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 1, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Nchi (Guest) on February 26, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
James Malima (Guest) on February 26, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Farida (Guest) on February 24, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
John Lissu (Guest) on February 15, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Jamila (Guest) on February 8, 2018
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Mustafa (Guest) on February 5, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 3, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 27, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Abubakar (Guest) on January 27, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 23, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 17, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
Omari (Guest) on January 14, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Hassan (Guest) on January 3, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 2, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Amani (Guest) on December 23, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Nahida (Guest) on December 1, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 1, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Shamim (Guest) on November 23, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Majid (Guest) on November 22, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 17, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 12, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Jaffar (Guest) on November 9, 2017
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Bakari (Guest) on November 6, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Makame (Guest) on October 13, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 9, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 30, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Mzee (Guest) on September 25, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 15, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Kahina (Guest) on September 8, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Mchuma (Guest) on September 4, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 18, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Binti (Guest) on August 13, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Mohamed (Guest) on August 7, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Daudi (Guest) on July 28, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Khamis (Guest) on July 18, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 1, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Zawadi (Guest) on June 22, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 15, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅