Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! โ๏ธ๐ช"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 17, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Raha (Guest) on December 31, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 31, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Majid (Guest) on December 27, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 26, 2017
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Chiku (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2017
๐ Nailed it!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 16, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Amir (Guest) on November 24, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 1, 2017
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Yahya (Guest) on October 17, 2017
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Selemani (Guest) on October 14, 2017
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on September 30, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 12, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on September 2, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 31, 2017
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 27, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 20, 2017
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Kazija (Guest) on August 15, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 1, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 31, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 29, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 12, 2017
๐ Perfect joke!
Zakia (Guest) on July 3, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 1, 2017
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 18, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Rabia (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 1, 2017
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Bakari (Guest) on May 30, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on May 30, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Tabu (Guest) on May 29, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Mhina (Guest) on May 27, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 22, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 18, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Shani (Guest) on May 18, 2017
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2017
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 8, 2017
๐ Too good!
Kassim (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 30, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Khamis (Guest) on April 26, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 23, 2017
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 24, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Binti (Guest) on March 23, 2017
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 13, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 28, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on February 25, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Amir (Guest) on February 15, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 9, 2017
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 2, 2017
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐