Short Answer: "You're just not my type, Triangle. I'm all about those well-rounded individuals! π"
Explanation: The circle is known for its perfectly round shape, implying that it prefers things that are also round. However, triangles have sharp corners and straight sides, making them quite the opposite of what the circle finds appealing. The answer adds a touch of humor by suggesting that the circle has a preference for "well-rounded individuals," using the double entendre to create a funny twist. The emoji at the end emphasizes the playful tone and adds an extra layer of cheerfulness.
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 24, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 11, 2018
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Neema (Guest) on February 27, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Kahina (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 7, 2018
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Furaha (Guest) on January 30, 2018
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 29, 2018
π Laughing so hard right now!
Mhina (Guest) on January 27, 2018
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 25, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 24, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 23, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Khatib (Guest) on January 22, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Omar (Guest) on January 21, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Sekela (Guest) on January 18, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Athumani (Guest) on January 14, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 27, 2017
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 23, 2017
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Zubeida (Guest) on December 17, 2017
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Leila (Guest) on December 3, 2017
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Bahati (Guest) on November 30, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 11, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Khadija (Guest) on November 9, 2017
π This one really got me!
David Chacha (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 26, 2017
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Azima (Guest) on October 12, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Kheri (Guest) on October 11, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 8, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 28, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Issack (Guest) on September 24, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Sultan (Guest) on September 19, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 17, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 11, 2017
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 24, 2017
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 9, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Mgeni (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Asha (Guest) on August 3, 2017
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Athumani (Guest) on July 19, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 17, 2017
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
John Lissu (Guest) on July 15, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Arifa (Guest) on July 10, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Rahma (Guest) on July 1, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 25, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Mgeni (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Leila (Guest) on June 7, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 3, 2017
π Iβm still cracking up!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Abubakari (Guest) on May 14, 2017
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 11, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 19, 2017
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Aziza (Guest) on April 18, 2017
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 16, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Abubakar (Guest) on April 14, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 14, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Biashara (Guest) on April 10, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 10, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 1, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ