Short Answer: ⚡ Shocked, but electrified with excitement! 😄
Explanation: When Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity, he must have been shocked by the unexpected jolt it gave him. However, instead of being scared, he would have been absolutely thrilled and exhilarated by this electrifying discovery! The combination of being both shocked and excited perfectly captures the humorous irony of the situation. ⚡
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 4, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 11, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 7, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Mzee (Guest) on January 29, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Masika (Guest) on January 20, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 13, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Arifa (Guest) on January 12, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Mashaka (Guest) on January 4, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Azima (Guest) on December 31, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
George Tenga (Guest) on December 29, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 20, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 17, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Biashara (Guest) on December 10, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
James Mduma (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 25, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Hassan (Guest) on November 17, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Faiza (Guest) on November 13, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Asha (Guest) on November 3, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 20, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
James Mduma (Guest) on October 10, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 29, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Athumani (Guest) on September 25, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 24, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 16, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Sultan (Guest) on September 15, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 14, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 11, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Athumani (Guest) on September 3, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Farida (Guest) on August 22, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Hawa (Guest) on August 21, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Mtumwa (Guest) on August 19, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Nchi (Guest) on August 16, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Binti (Guest) on August 14, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Omari (Guest) on July 14, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 26, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Aziza (Guest) on June 25, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 20, 2017
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Zawadi (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 13, 2017
😂 So funny!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 3, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 29, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 28, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 27, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 25, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Tambwe (Guest) on May 24, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Shani (Guest) on May 18, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 13, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Mariam (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Amina (Guest) on May 6, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔