Why was the clown crying?

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 10, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Safiya (Guest) on March 6, 2019

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Safiya (Guest) on February 20, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Sultan (Guest) on February 16, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mwanais (Guest) on February 15, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Athumani (Guest) on February 14, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Salima (Guest) on February 8, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mhina (Guest) on January 30, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Nashon (Guest) on January 22, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mustafa (Guest) on January 20, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Saidi (Guest) on January 13, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

David Chacha (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 9, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Sumaya (Guest) on December 27, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 2, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 29, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Fatuma (Guest) on November 8, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 31, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 23, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Sarafina (Guest) on October 21, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Bahati (Guest) on October 19, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Khalifa (Guest) on October 14, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Maneno (Guest) on October 13, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 12, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 3, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Safiya (Guest) on October 3, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 30, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Salma (Guest) on September 29, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 30, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

George Mallya (Guest) on August 27, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on August 26, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 22, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 19, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 16, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Furaha (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 30, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 27, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 25, 2018

😂 So funny!

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 10, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 5, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Selemani (Guest) on June 2, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 17, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 11, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Shamsa (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 25, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 21, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Rahim (Guest) on April 19, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Rukia (Guest) on April 16, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Shukuru (Guest) on April 3, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 21, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 7, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 2, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 27, 2018

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️