Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 9, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 31, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Azima (Guest) on March 25, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 16, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Bakari (Guest) on March 15, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 6, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 26, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 18, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 15, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Binti (Guest) on February 10, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 3, 2019
😄 You got me good!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 30, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 23, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Leila (Guest) on January 22, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 30, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 20, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Jamila (Guest) on December 14, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 12, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 30, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 13, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 5, 2018
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Mwanais (Guest) on October 30, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Maulid (Guest) on October 18, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 7, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Kazija (Guest) on September 17, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 9, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 8, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Muslima (Guest) on September 8, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 1, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 24, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Binti (Guest) on August 24, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Selemani (Guest) on August 20, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 20, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 19, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 16, 2018
😅 I needed that!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 7, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Bahati (Guest) on August 6, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 6, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Chum (Guest) on July 3, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Khamis (Guest) on June 12, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Mustafa (Guest) on June 11, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 5, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 4, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 2, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Omar (Guest) on April 24, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Saidi (Guest) on April 14, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
John Lissu (Guest) on April 14, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Asha (Guest) on April 1, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 1, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 27, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 22, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Hassan (Guest) on March 21, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂