Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Mustafa (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 7, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Abdullah (Guest) on April 1, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Rashid (Guest) on March 28, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mjaka (Guest) on March 22, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 11, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mjaka (Guest) on February 26, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 18, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 16, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 12, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 28, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 10, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 2, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Rashid (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Zulekha (Guest) on December 15, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 25, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 24, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 23, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Mustafa (Guest) on November 11, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Maida (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Kahina (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mzee (Guest) on October 22, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

John Malisa (Guest) on October 20, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nashon (Guest) on October 14, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 3, 2018

😄 You got me!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Binti (Guest) on September 18, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 7, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Neema (Guest) on August 24, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Maulid (Guest) on August 13, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Jafari (Guest) on August 9, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Nuru (Guest) on August 7, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mustafa (Guest) on August 7, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 4, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Amir (Guest) on August 3, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 25, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 6, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 18, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Amina (Guest) on June 4, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Jaffar (Guest) on May 24, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 7, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 4, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 14, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on April 11, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 22, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 14, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 3, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mariam (Guest) on March 3, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Jamila (Guest) on February 24, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 22, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 6, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️