Where do polar bears keep their money?

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Chum (Guest) on January 29, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 29, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mariam (Guest) on January 28, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 27, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 26, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 24, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Amina (Guest) on January 11, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 10, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Wande (Guest) on January 7, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 6, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 3, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 27, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Neema (Guest) on December 26, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Nchi (Guest) on December 22, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Ahmed (Guest) on December 14, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 9, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Kiza (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Muslima (Guest) on December 1, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Rahim (Guest) on November 28, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 16, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Rubea (Guest) on November 15, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

John Lissu (Guest) on November 5, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 28, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 11, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Omari (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 28, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 19, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Zuhura (Guest) on August 26, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Sekela (Guest) on August 23, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Ahmed (Guest) on August 21, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 12, 2018

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 10, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Kiza (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 26, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Omar (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 23, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Zainab (Guest) on July 9, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 18, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Shamim (Guest) on June 16, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Tabu (Guest) on May 21, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 29, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 25, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 22, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 20, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 18, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Umi (Guest) on April 17, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

John Kamande (Guest) on April 13, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Maneno (Guest) on April 4, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 24, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 22, 2018

😄 Too good!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 18, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 10, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Abubakar (Guest) on March 5, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Nassor (Guest) on February 17, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧