What’s black and white over and over again?

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 28, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

John Lissu (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mazrui (Guest) on September 13, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 12, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Aziza (Guest) on September 12, 2018

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 18, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Fatuma (Guest) on August 10, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Baridi (Guest) on August 7, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Sultan (Guest) on August 6, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 24, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 16, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 12, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Azima (Guest) on July 1, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 21, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 22, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 22, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 18, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mchuma (Guest) on May 18, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 15, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 13, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 6, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Halimah (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 29, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 28, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 25, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 23, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 19, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 13, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 29, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mjaka (Guest) on March 23, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Sumaya (Guest) on March 19, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Jaffar (Guest) on March 10, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 4, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 27, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Hassan (Guest) on February 17, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Bakari (Guest) on February 13, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Omari (Guest) on February 5, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 5, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Latifa (Guest) on February 4, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 28, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 28, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 23, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 20, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 17, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Khalifa (Guest) on January 15, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Husna (Guest) on January 9, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 2, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 31, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Azima (Guest) on December 21, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Amir (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Jamal (Guest) on November 28, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 18, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Khalifa (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 12, 2017

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆