A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! π·οΈπ₯οΈπββοΈ
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. πΈοΈπ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2019
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Yusuf (Guest) on March 8, 2019
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Nyota (Guest) on March 3, 2019
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Amani (Guest) on February 28, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 26, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Omar (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 20, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 15, 2019
π This is too funny!
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 2, 2019
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 27, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 21, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Maulid (Guest) on January 15, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 11, 2019
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 6, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 25, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 23, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 19, 2018
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 2, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 27, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 18, 2018
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 17, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Baridi (Guest) on November 14, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 22, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 4, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 3, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 23, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 18, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 17, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Chum (Guest) on September 7, 2018
π I need to save this one forever!
Omari (Guest) on September 2, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 26, 2018
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 25, 2018
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Grace Minja (Guest) on August 23, 2018
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 19, 2018
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Majid (Guest) on August 15, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 13, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Omari (Guest) on August 12, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 6, 2018
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
James Malima (Guest) on August 5, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 20, 2018
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 9, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 2, 2018
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 26, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 24, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 23, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 22, 2018
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 7, 2018
π I had to share this with everyone!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 26, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Latifa (Guest) on May 19, 2018
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 18, 2018
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Saidi (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Wande (Guest) on May 10, 2018
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Maneno (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 7, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 23, 2018
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ