A math teacher's favorite tool is...a CALCULATOR! 🧮😄
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite tool is a calculator because it helps them solve complex math problems quickly and efficiently. Plus, let's be honest, who doesn't love pressing buttons and watching numbers magically appear? It's like a math teacher's version of a magic wand! So, the trusty calculator becomes their best friend in the classroom, helping them conquer equations and impress their students with their mathematical prowess. 🎩✨
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I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 19, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 17, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Chum (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 14, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Tabu (Guest) on March 27, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Habiba (Guest) on March 20, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 19, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Nahida (Guest) on March 17, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Chum (Guest) on March 4, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
James Malima (Guest) on February 26, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 25, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Furaha (Guest) on February 21, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Furaha (Guest) on February 13, 2019
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 11, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Fadhila (Guest) on February 8, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Rashid (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Salum (Guest) on January 22, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 21, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 3, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 18, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 13, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 11, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Maneno (Guest) on November 7, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 5, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Mashaka (Guest) on November 4, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 3, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 31, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Zakia (Guest) on October 23, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 20, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Faiza (Guest) on October 16, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 6, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 23, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Zawadi (Guest) on September 21, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Maimuna (Guest) on September 19, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Mjaka (Guest) on September 13, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 26, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 12, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Chum (Guest) on August 8, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 1, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Abubakari (Guest) on July 31, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Rukia (Guest) on July 19, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Arifa (Guest) on July 17, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Nahida (Guest) on July 12, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Baraka (Guest) on July 9, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
David Chacha (Guest) on July 7, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 6, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 26, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 24, 2018
😄 You got me good!
Jamal (Guest) on June 21, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Maimuna (Guest) on June 11, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 9, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!