What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 24, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Rahma (Guest) on February 23, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Kiza (Guest) on February 21, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Chiku (Guest) on February 16, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Maneno (Guest) on February 15, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mustafa (Guest) on February 9, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Fadhila (Guest) on January 27, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 23, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 20, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 11, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Nuru (Guest) on January 10, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 31, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 28, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Halima (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Farida (Guest) on December 13, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 8, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 4, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 29, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Abdullah (Guest) on November 18, 2018

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 13, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 4, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 4, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 3, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 29, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Neema (Guest) on October 19, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 16, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 8, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on October 8, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Raha (Guest) on October 2, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 1, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Zawadi (Guest) on September 29, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 29, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 24, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 20, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Issa (Guest) on September 19, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 19, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Maulid (Guest) on August 17, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 11, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

John Lissu (Guest) on August 10, 2018

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Sharifa (Guest) on August 9, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Maida (Guest) on August 6, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 28, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 22, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 22, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 15, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Athumani (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 9, 2018

😂 So funny!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 23, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 7, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 6, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 27, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 25, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 25, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 16, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣