Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 17, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 11, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Majid (Guest) on October 3, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Kassim (Guest) on September 29, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 29, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Biashara (Guest) on September 29, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 25, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 24, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 21, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mustafa (Guest) on September 21, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 13, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 30, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Habiba (Guest) on August 29, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 25, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 22, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Farida (Guest) on August 17, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 13, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 8, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 7, 2018

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mashaka (Guest) on August 7, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 28, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Saidi (Guest) on July 18, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 15, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

John Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 7, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 30, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Khatib (Guest) on June 29, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 23, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 19, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 7, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 5, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 4, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Rahma (Guest) on May 21, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 19, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 11, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Khadija (Guest) on May 1, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 23, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Hawa (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 17, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 3, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 1, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 18, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 10, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 19, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Jaffar (Guest) on February 16, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Zubeida (Guest) on February 16, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 13, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 7, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 5, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 30, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Nassar (Guest) on January 27, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 24, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 24, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 22, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 18, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 10, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 10, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜