Hawa (Guest) on December 17, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Yahya (Guest) on December 8, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 3, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Khalifa (Guest) on November 17, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 2, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Fikiri (Guest) on October 25, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Kahina (Guest) on October 23, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 20, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Amani (Guest) on October 9, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Binti (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 4, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Amir (Guest) on October 2, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 26, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Ndoto (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Maimuna (Guest) on September 8, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 6, 2018

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 4, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Safiya (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Ndoto (Guest) on September 2, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 16, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Abdullah (Guest) on August 14, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Majid (Guest) on August 1, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Latifa (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Farida (Guest) on July 24, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Ahmed (Guest) on July 16, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Maida (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 10, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 9, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 1, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Nchi (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Chiku (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 12, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 10, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 9, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 8, 2018

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 23, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 21, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 31, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Khalifa (Guest) on March 14, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 13, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Fikiri (Guest) on March 5, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 24, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Abdullah (Guest) on February 12, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 6, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 5, 2018

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Fadhila (Guest) on January 31, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Zulekha (Guest) on January 27, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 24, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳